News

Good News:

Chuck Norris reports from Iraq that “the surge is working” and “morale is up - way up!”

Sam Cooke - (Ain’t That) Good News

Bad News:

After declaring she didn’t “believe in evolution, period,” new “View” co-host Sherri Shepherd was asked if she thought the world was flat. Here is her response:

“Is the world flat? I don’t know. I never thought about it, Whoopi… But I’ll tell you what I’ve thought about – how I’m gonna feed my child, how I’m gonna take care of my family. ‘Is the world flat’ has never entered into… that has not been an important thing to me. If my son Jeffrey asks me ‘Is the world flat?’ I guess I will go and find out.”

Watch the video here.

Tom McRae - End Of The World News (Dose Me Up)

Old News:

The world’s oldest man turned 112 today. He would like to live “for infinity,” according to city official Yasuo Yamashita. He is also known to “guzzle milk.”

Dr. Dog - Old News

-Danny